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Ear to the ground

A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old Indian laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop.

The father of the family asked the old Indian what he was doing.

The Indian began to speak ... "Woman, late thirties, three kids, one barking dog in late model, four-door station wagon, traveling at 65 miles per hour."

"That's amazing," exclaimed the father, "You can tell all of that by just listening to the ground?"

"No", said the old Indian, "They just ran over me five minutes ago"!

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