Category: Slice of Life / Bars & Drunks
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The talking clock
Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock." the drunk replied.
A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup." replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the second guest asked, squinting at it.
"Watch!" the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed "For god sake, you asshole ... it's ten past three in the morning!"
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