Category: Bathroom Humor / Poop
Reader rating: 4.00
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Show me the proof
Bernie goes to a grocery store and finds cat food at special prices. He picks up a dozen cans and goes to check out. The manager gets suspicious thinking that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks Bernie to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. Bernie goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.
Next week Bernie finds dog food at special prices. Again he picks up a dozen cans and goes to check out. The Manager once more is suspicious. He thinks that this guy may have a cat but certainly doesn't have a dog and he will probably feed the dog food to his kids. He asks Bernie to show him the dog before he can let him have dog food. Bernie goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.
Next week Bernie comes to the grocery store with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag. The manager puts his hand in the bag and immediately takes it out. He shouts at Bernie, "What the hell! There's nothing but shit in this bag!"
Bernie calmly replies, "Yes, and I want toilet paper!"
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