Category: Ethnic & Nationalities / Scotish
Reader rating: 4.00
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This Scottish farmer walks into the neighborhood pub and orders a whiskey.
"Ye see that fence over there?" he says to the bartender. "Ah built it with me own two hands! Dug up the holes with me shovel, chopped doon the trees for the posts by me ownself, laid every last rail! But do they call me 'McGregor the Fence Builder?' No..."
When he order his second whiskey he says, "Ye see that barn on the top of the hill? I leveled the ground, milled every single piece of lumber, drove every single nail! Worked all winter, I did but do they call me 'McGregor the Barn Builder?' No..."
He gulps down the rest of that whiskey and orders another. "Ye see that pier on the loch?" he continues. "Ah built it me ownself, too. Swam oot into the loch to lay the foondations, laid doon every single board! But do they call me 'McGregor the Pier Builder?' No..."
"But ye fuck just one sheep..."
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