Category: Bathroom Humor / Farting
Reader rating: 4.53
Contributor: n/a
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Expensive perfume
An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City office building.
A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator draped with the smell of expensive perfume. She turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio of Beverly Hills, $120 an ounce!"
The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, bends over and farts ... "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound!!!"
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