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Redneck medical terms
· Artery ...................... The study of paintings.
· Benign ...................... What you be after you be eight.
· Bacteria .................... Back door to cafeteria.
· Barium ...................... What doctors do when patients die.
· Cesarean Section ............ A neighborhood in Rome.
· Catscan ..................... Searching for Kitty.
· Cauterize ................... Made eye contact with her.
· Colic ....................... A sheep dog.
· Coma ........................ A punctuation mark.
· D&C ......................... Where Washington is.
· Dilate ...................... To live long.
· Enema ....................... Not a friend.
· Fester ...................... Quicker than someone else.
· Fibula ...................... A small lie.
· Genital ..................... Non-Jewish person.
· G.I.Series .................. World Series of military baseball.
· Hangnail .................... What you hang your coat on.
· Impotent .................... Distinguished, well known.
· Labor Pain .................. Getting hurt at work.
· Medical Staff ............... A Doctor's cane.
· Morbid ...................... A higher offer than I bid.
· Nitrates .................... Cheaper than day rates.
· Node ........................ I knew it.
· Outpatient .................. A person who has fainted.
· Pap Smear ................... A fatherhood test.
· Pelvis ...................... Second cousin to Elvis.
· Post Operative .............. A letter carrier.
· Recovery Room ............... Place to do upholstery.
· Rectum ...................... Darn near killed him.
· Secretion ................... Hiding something.
· Seizure ..................... Roman emperor.
· Tablet ...................... A small table.
· Terminal Illness ............ Getting sick at the airport.
· Tumor ....................... More than one.
· Urine ....................... Opposite of you're out.
· Varicose .................... Near by.
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